Okay, seriously, what the fuck is this thing?
Of all the retarded things I've seen in Final Fantasy, this has got the be the most stupid piece of shit in the entire history of a shitty videogame series. I can let the whole '15-year-old kids with impossible haircuts save the world' thing slide; hell, I can even humor it. But when I first saw this retarded abomination of steel and faggotry, I broke the disc and the neck of the cashier at Gamestop who sold it to me. I mean, look at this dumbass thing. It's a sword, but it's a gun, but the gun doesn't shoot anywhere except in the blade of the sword. How are you going to hit someone with a projectile when the projectile cannot exit the weapon in any way? And while I could understand if it were just to make the thing look cool, you can't even hold the goddamn thing, because it has a revolver for a hilt. It makes no fucking sense so I decided to call up the cops and see what they had to think about the several dozen cosfags in the woods out back. Aren't knives supposed to be illegal? Isn't total stupidity supposed to be illegal?
RESULT (the score on the door):
The cops cleared the area in about ten minutes and the area has remained weabo-free ever since.
The cops cleared the area in about ten minutes and the area has remained weabo-free ever since.
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